*self harms and constantly causing myself pain*
Me:
*stubs toe*
Me: Goddamn fuckity fuck shit motherfucking ass fuck that hurt like a bitch.

Parents: What are you actually doing on that computer all day?
Me: Nothing, ehh, just ..facebook and stuff...
Me: I actually run a depressive black and white blog and I blog about how ugly I am and how I want to die.